julia: every year i get half as pretty and twice as drunk
barnabas: if that is true madam you must have started as the most beautiful creature that has ever lived.
julia:
julia:
julia:
julia: you dropped your keys
barnabus:
julia:
barnabas: what are ke-
julia: ILL GET THEM




amberguessa:

cijithegeek:

penname007:

Tony Stark is the Sawyer of The Avengers.

All that’s missing is someone nicknamed ‘freckles’ 

Tony Snark.

This is suffering from the grievous omission of the “glow stick of destiny” line

(via theatomicboom)


l-eviosa:

STEP 1. 

Think of a character.

STEP 2. 

Inbox me on anon or not 5 facts or clues about this person.

STEP 3. 

Watch me suffer and try to guess this character. 

(via fredsleftbuttock)


not-so-chosen-one:

lazybuchanan:

ABORT ABORT



HIDE EVERYTHING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

not-so-chosen-one:

lazybuchanan:

ABORT ABORT

HIDE EVERYTHING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

(via peetaspatronus)


The Avengers get a Hangover

(via itsharrypotterbitch)






shelly—cooper:

Sheldon tries on his tux!

shelly—cooper:

Sheldon tries on his tux!